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How Obama Changed my life. Day twenty five.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Saturday, February 14, 2009 6:11:15 PM
We are a quarter of the way to 100 day mark!  How things have changed!  Now Congress does not even read bills before they vote on them.  That is change that we can believe in.  Imagine the time savings that we can generate if we all did our jobs that way.  Students would not read books (or even cliff notes) before writing book reports, reporters would not ask pertinent questions before writing on important topics like global warming.  Writers could sell tons of books about anything and just change the title.  Why didn't anyone think of this earlier?

It is funny how there used to be complaints of how lobbyists wrote bills.  At least someone acted like they read the things before they voted.  I know Nancy Pelosi really had to get to Rome.  When in Rome do as the romans (I think she would make a great Gladiator).  Or maybe I just want to see someone knock her silly.... Of course anyone that says that 500 million American jobs are being lost every month may not need another hit of whatever it is she gets in San Fran.

At least we can console ourselves that now a health care department has been slipped into the bill that will limit payments to doctors.  I would hate to see those doctor jerks improve their paycheck by improving their medicinal skills and trying  harder to be good doctors.  Don't pay the doctors when you increase the earned income credit, thats what I say.

Thank you Obama for passing a plan that even the stock market doesn't like.  How does it feel when your stimulus package that is your first major piece of legislation actually makes the market drop?  I can't wait to see your next effort!  If at first you don't succeed spend more next time.

Obamerica change-o-meter at -5000
Obamerica scare-o-meter was set by Obama at "Extremely super duper scare um to death" mode - Democrats fell for it and 3 Republicans liberals did also - sane people were not scared.

Global warming is man made meter - I had to order a new one because the last one got the same virus that took out my computer for the last couple of weeks.  It is really expensive but I think I got it passed in that stimulus package if I can just get my copy.

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How Obama changed my life. Day fourteen.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Tuesday, February 03, 2009 10:42:10 PM
Obama my friend, I cannot believe that it has been two weeks already.  Do we the same feelings that we used to?  Do you still love me?  Of course the current polls show your approval rating polling less than how Bush began his first term.  How things change!
 
Sorry about Tom and that other lady that stepped aside because of those pesky tax issues.  It almost makes one think that there should be a more fair system of taxation.  Maybe you could call it the "fair tax".  Or is that already taken.  Maybe you should check fairtax.org.
 
Also sorry to hear that Norm Coleman got a favorable ruling from that judge in Minnesota.  Have to remember to pay those judges next time.
 
I hope our next two weeks together are even better!
 
Obamaerica change-o-meter 25
Obamaerica I am scared-o-meter 999,999,999
 
Global warming is man made-o-meter is waiting on parts from France.  Oh, I almost forgot!  Sarkozy is a genius.  He wants the French stimulus package to actually have some hard assets to show for when they spends their money.  He wants nuclear power plants and stuff.  Now if they can just teach us neat tricks like that.
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How Obama changed my life. Day Thirteen

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Tuesday, February 03, 2009 12:12:59 AM
Today Obama made me realize that paying taxes is only for suckers.  Unless of course you are applying for an administration job, at which point you have to pay at least some taxes before getting a cush job.
 
Obama also made me realize that I must be really anti-american to not want THIS stimulus plan passed.  This plan is the perfect plan.  It cam from Stan in the tan van man.  Seriously it came from Peolosi in the .... what ever rhymes with osi.
 
Obamerica change-o-meter still at zero.
Obamerica scare-o-meter at 546,457.
 
Man made global warming meter is waiting for parts from Al Gore.  He has to get them from his houseboat and drive them in his towncar to his private jet in order to get them here.
 
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How Obama Changed my life. Day twelve.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Sunday, February 01, 2009 10:20:55 PM
Well even Obama couldn't make Arizona win the Super Bowl.  

It would appear that he may not even have the votes to pass the stimulus bill.  Mr. President, how have we let you down that you will not let us - let you take our money and then spend it lavishly as if it were your own.  Was it not just this very week that you were serving $100 per serving steaks in the super heated Absence of Color house? 
I was really looking forward to my share of the community organizing money. 
How could I forget the free contraceptives for life.  Bye the way, is Michelle really pregnant? I saw a story on that somewhere.  If that is true, how will you ever face your population control friends.  You would have committed the worst sin ever of having three children!  It will be interesting (if true) to see how the media treats an Obama baby versus a Palin baby.  Remember the major media reporting the stories of Trig not being born by Sarah.  (No media bias there).

Well good luck with that whole stimulus thing.  And I mean the whole thing as the Republicans seem to have found some left over brains and are not going to vote for it. So it is all yours baby. (There is that baby thing again.)

Obamaerica change-o-meter -10
Obama scare-o-meter 5,000,000.34
Man made global warming is real-o-meter.  Still in the shop - frozen up....

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How Obama changed my life. Day Eleven.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:55:09 PM
Obama, my faith is shaken (not stirred).  Why oh great one are you not able to make the recovery faster?  Today you said that the recovery will take "years not months".  Oh wise one, have we failed so miserably that even you cannot recover faster?  Or is your slogan of change that we can believe in correct because:

  1. Anyone can believe in slow tedious change.
  2. Your change will be too imperceptible to see in less than a few years.
  3. Your "ideas" are horribly bad.
  4. Socialism really does not work, but if you lower expectations enough people will not think its you.
I think I speak for most Americans, when I say that we were kinda hoping for change with positive, quick results.  Not change that sucks.  If we wanted that, we could have voted for Hillary.  But who am I to question the great Obama?  

Obamaerica change-o-meter  is running slow today, check back later to see if his results are in.

Obama scare-o-meter is set at 1,000,000 by Obama - results are about 150.  Look for more attempts to scare us away from listening to talk radio.

Global warming meter froze up this morning.  I will try and thaw it out and get it to the repair shop on Monday if its not too cold.
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How Obama changed my life. Day Ten.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Friday, January 30, 2009 9:05:25 PM
Double digit's already!  But who is counting anyway.  Sara Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, any freedom loving American to name a few.

I am glad that Obama chose to have the most ethical administration ever.  I can't imagine who he would have picked otherwise.  Daschel is the last possible victim.  What does Tom need with a Cadillac and driver in South Dakota anyway.  (Or was he North?)  It does not really matter anyway.  

$100,000 in back taxes.  It really starts to explain why Democrats like to raise taxes.  They don't pay them anyway!  A tax cut to a Democrat just means that they are stealing less.

I am taking odds on how long until the next Illinois governor is indicted.  My guess is 16 months, 3 days, four hours and 26 minutes.  Approximately.

Thanks Obama for making the unions more powerful with your executive orders today!  Guido will be so thrilled.  It's always great to give the Mob more power.  Yeah that "card check" thing will make everybody feel better...  I am sure no intimidation will ever happen - On a side note - real story - my Dad worked for a steel company that had an incident of a union guy chasing a manager with a chain saw during a strike.  No charges ever filed.  Get ready for more of this.

Suprise! The FBI says gangs are responsible for 80% of all violent crime.  I am sure that someone will do a story on the middle class Christian white guy gangs very soon.

Obamaerica change-o-meter at 0 (Probably until the stimulus vote)
Obama scare-o-meter
Global warming is man made-o-meter.  There is no number low enough.
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How Obama changed my life. Day Eight.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 8:46:55 PM
Obama has reached out to the minority today.  He met with the GOP in the house. Sounds like some were more impressed than others.  It also sounds like the house GOP is planing on not voting for the bailout.  This is good.  If the last election showed us anything, it is that if you don't have a large enough distinction between the parties, anyone can win.  Obama did.  Even in a Democrat year, someone with the name Hussein should not have won in America.  A competent Republican should have gone to easy victory.

Go Sarah!

My life was not changed today.  However, if I want to buy an America car, my choices will soon be limited based on what Obama is planning.  Any autoworker who votes Democratic at this point has to be crazy.  I said that when Al Gore ran and I will say it again.  The national Democratic party hates cars.  If you get paid for making cars, you might want to vote for someone who likes to drive.  In particular if they like to drive big expensive SUV's that your company can make a healthy profit selling. (They use things like profit to pay you).

Obamaerica change-o-meter at 10.
Obamaerica scare-o-meter at 5,000,001.62.
Global warming is real meter at -999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
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How Obama changed my life. Day seven.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Monday, January 26, 2009 8:20:29 PM
Wow, a week already! Only 1454 days to go. Maybe.  

I see that Obama must be trying to delegate his work.  He had Hillary appoint a Global Warming Envoy.  It must be really hard work keeping it this cold.  Thanks for the snow and ice coming Mr. President.  Thank you for keeping Al Gore quiet for at least a couple of days - although I could have used the extra sleep.

Obamaerica change-o-meter -  at a 5.
Obamaerica scare -o-meter at a 5,000,000.23.  


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How Obama changed my life. Day five.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Saturday, January 24, 2009 4:07:25 PM
Obama must be getting control of this weather thing.  We have a forecast of 22 degrees for the next three days.  That is really good conservation of energy to do the temperatures three days at a time like that.  Such foresight!

There have been quite a few layoffs and plant closings in the area around here.  I sure am glad that someone with great business experience is in the "Absence of Color" house.  It is great to know that he can draw on all that experience as a a a a ......community organizer and.....

Maybe his experience in quasi-legal transcendental recreational medications can help jobs appear.

People who think that decreasing the cost of employing Americans by cutting business income and payroll taxes are obviously racist fools that hate the poor.  It is a much better plan to;
  • Keep taking money out of the economy.
  • Give it to the government.
  • Let the government pick winners and losers of the "Stimulus Lottery"  (See Robert Reich and Barney Frank).
Instead of:

  • Letting business owners employ people more cheaply.
  • Have less taxes so that they can;
    • Make more money.
    • Return money to their stockholders.
    • Employ more people.
    • Make products and deliver services that people actually want.
  • Do all of this with no government program needed!
Certainly the "Fair Tax" should never be allowed to be implemented.  It might work.

Obama change-o-meter is at -15.  Partly a "futures" based index because of a lack of economic programs as above.

Maybe I just need to believe in change more.  
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How Obama changed my life. Day Three.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:43:44 PM
Wow! The days seem to be going by quickly. I can hardly believe that there are only as few as 1458 days left of Obamaerica!

Obama must have been cold yesterday, he sure turned the heat up today.  It reached 61degrees here today when the average for January is 33 degrees.

Let's see.  If we need $1.5 trillion to potentially drop global temperatures by .5 degrees over fifty years, how much do we need to cool things 22 degrees in one day?  Who could take on such on big job?  Obama?  No....  Haliburton!  I am sure Dick Cheney has time to get that set up...

Stock market wise Obama still can not quite figure out if the rich still have too much money or not.  Today he took back a little of what gave away yesterday.  This is getting confusing for us little people.

My Obamaerica change-o-meter is at 1.1. The point one is for the executive order that limits White House employee raises and lobbying by former administration officials.  He must be planning on some quick employee turnover to have done that so quickly.  I can think of about three different items that he said he would do as "my first act as president".  Of course in this case it was to do the oath of office a second time! (That way he did not have to use that pesky bible that threw him off the first time).  

Thanks for reading!  Please post your Obamaerica change-o-meter scores.
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How Obama changed my life. Day two.

Posted by Missouri Capitalist on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:42:26 PM
Today is January 21, 2009.

Is it just me or did the Sun come up a little earlier today?  He must be really bright to generate that much light.  I wonder if he has to be awake to do that?  What happens if he naps?  Doesn't more Sun make the world warmer?  Aren't we trying to avoid that?  Come to think of it, it is warmer today.

I will try and do my part to cut down on  my personal CO2 production by breathing less.  Ready..set....go..
breath
pause
breath
pause
pause
breath

I have just decreased my output by 50%!  Imagine what could happen if everyone did this!  The whole world could be like Canada in days.  I wonder if we can get some of that free health care stuff?

My Obamaerica change-o-meter is at 1. 

 Is that the change you can believe in?

Feel free to post your change-o-meter levels.
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