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How Obama Changed my life. Day twenty five.

We are a quarter of the way to 100 day mark!  How things have changed!  Now Congress does not even read bills before they vote on them.  That is change that we can believe in.  Imagine the time savings that we can generate if we all did our jobs that way.  Students would not read books (or even cliff notes) before writing book reports, reporters would not ask pertinent questions before writing on important topics like global warming.  Writers could sell tons of books about anything and just change the title.  Why didn't anyone think of this earlier?

It is funny how there used to be complaints of how lobbyists wrote bills.  At least someone acted like they read the things before they voted.  I know Nancy Pelosi really had to get to Rome.  When in Rome do as the romans (I think she would make a great Gladiator).  Or maybe I just want to see someone knock her silly.... Of course anyone that says that 500 million American jobs are being lost every month may not need another hit of whatever it is she gets in San Fran.

At least we can console ourselves that now a health care department has been slipped into the bill that will limit payments to doctors.  I would hate to see those doctor jerks improve their paycheck by improving their medicinal skills and trying  harder to be good doctors.  Don't pay the doctors when you increase the earned income credit, thats what I say.

Thank you Obama for passing a plan that even the stock market doesn't like.  How does it feel when your stimulus package that is your first major piece of legislation actually makes the market drop?  I can't wait to see your next effort!  If at first you don't succeed spend more next time.

Obamerica change-o-meter at -5000
Obamerica scare-o-meter was set by Obama at "Extremely super duper scare um to death" mode - Democrats fell for it and 3 Republicans liberals did also - sane people were not scared.

Global warming is man made meter - I had to order a new one because the last one got the same virus that took out my computer for the last couple of weeks.  It is really expensive but I think I got it passed in that stimulus package if I can just get my copy.

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How Obama changed my life. Day fourteen.

Obama my friend, I cannot believe that it has been two weeks already.  Do we the same feelings that we used to?  Do you still love me?  Of course the current polls show your approval rating polling less than how Bush began his first term.  How things change!
 
Sorry about Tom and that other lady that stepped aside because of those pesky tax issues.  It almost makes one think that there should be a more fair system of taxation.  Maybe you could call it the "fair tax".  Or is that already taken.  Maybe you should check fairtax.org.
 
Also sorry to hear that Norm Coleman got a favorable ruling from that judge in Minnesota.  Have to remember to pay those judges next time.
 
I hope our next two weeks together are even better!
 
Obamaerica change-o-meter 25
Obamaerica I am scared-o-meter 999,999,999
 
Global warming is man made-o-meter is waiting on parts from France.  Oh, I almost forgot!  Sarkozy is a genius.  He wants the French stimulus package to actually have some hard assets to show for when they spends their money.  He wants nuclear power plants and stuff.  Now if they can just teach us neat tricks like that.
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How Obama Changed my life. Day twelve.

Well even Obama couldn't make Arizona win the Super Bowl.  

It would appear that he may not even have the votes to pass the stimulus bill.  Mr. President, how have we let you down that you will not let us - let you take our money and then spend it lavishly as if it were your own.  Was it not just this very week that you were serving $100 per serving steaks in the super heated Absence of Color house? 
I was really looking forward to my share of the community organizing money. 
How could I forget the free contraceptives for life.  Bye the way, is Michelle really pregnant? I saw a story on that somewhere.  If that is true, how will you ever face your population control friends.  You would have committed the worst sin ever of having three children!  It will be interesting (if true) to see how the media treats an Obama baby versus a Palin baby.  Remember the major media reporting the stories of Trig not being born by Sarah.  (No media bias there).

Well good luck with that whole stimulus thing.  And I mean the whole thing as the Republicans seem to have found some left over brains and are not going to vote for it. So it is all yours baby. (There is that baby thing again.)

Obamaerica change-o-meter -10
Obama scare-o-meter 5,000,000.34
Man made global warming is real-o-meter.  Still in the shop - frozen up....

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